Bakery Rebellion

Are you on the Ketogenic diet?

The gluten free diet?

Going Vegan?

Vegetarian not Vegan. (Learn the difference or you will be embarrassed.)

Low Carb?

Mediterranean?

Low fat?

High Protein?

Atkins?

Raw Food?

South Beach?

Paleo?

Grapefruit diet?

Cabbage Soup?

Sirtfood?

Carnivore diet?

Eggs and wine diet?

Apple Cider Vinegar diet?

Cake cleanse?

Smoothie detox?

No.

No, and no.

Eating is harder to figure out then gender identity. But my new trans-

ition lenses help me see things clearer.

With over one hundred newly recognized genders this year, there will be people celebrating.

Hooray! They will probably have cake!

 

I made this delicious walnut cake last week.
Walnuts are very good for you. 😋
 Maybe I'll post a recipe soon.

Anyway, dieting is something I’m supposed to be doing. (Seriously, I replaced white bread with croissants.)😍

The more I read about the dangerous, long term consequences of dieting, the more I rebel.  

"Let me eat cake," is up there with Russian Roulette and cliff diving in Mazatlan. These are perilous times folks. I'm saying folks to be inclusive to everyone.

Husband can cut out one soda and lose twenty pounds! Just like that! Poof! He misses one meal and looks like a haggard, homeless man. 

Men. Yeah, it’s a gender thing and I’m not too keen on the way they can brag about having great metabolisms.  

Meanwhile, I’m swimming my heart out and walking our lazy pooches all over the place. Apparently, I'd have to walk to the moon and back to burn all my calories.

They should have the Exhausted but I Can't Give Up Cake Diet. It could consist of three hundred calories of anything delicious three times a day. Maybe three generous slices of chocolate cake and a few carrot sticks to equal things out? Hmm.

I didn't think so.